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I got the new scanner! Yeeeeaaaah buddy!
And to christen that fucker, what did I scan first? Why my shitty doodles from when I'm bored at work, of course!
I've created a Tumblr for them.
The Continuing Adventures of Batman and Steak
It's purposely terrible, drawn entirely in blue ballpoint pen (the shitty 10 for a dollar bic kind, which is all I had at work), in a weird, blobby chibi-kinda style. Batman and his best friend, Steak (a man-sized, sentient T-bone steak), have all sorts of adventures! Batman isn't so good at English, but he does better than Steak, who has no mouth.
I'm still not sure what possessed me to make these, other than the roadshow task my meat department job puts me on sometimes is blisteringly boring. And, well, steak.
Updates daily. I've got the first three up, and more in the queue!
And to christen that fucker, what did I scan first? Why my shitty doodles from when I'm bored at work, of course!
I've created a Tumblr for them.The Continuing Adventures of Batman and Steak
It's purposely terrible, drawn entirely in blue ballpoint pen (the shitty 10 for a dollar bic kind, which is all I had at work), in a weird, blobby chibi-kinda style. Batman and his best friend, Steak (a man-sized, sentient T-bone steak), have all sorts of adventures! Batman isn't so good at English, but he does better than Steak, who has no mouth.
I'm still not sure what possessed me to make these, other than the roadshow task my meat department job puts me on sometimes is blisteringly boring. And, well, steak.
Updates daily. I've got the first three up, and more in the queue!
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You Fight Like A Dairy Farmer
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I'm looking to get a new scanner for the new compy, as my old one is pretty much fucked. It's been pretty bad for a while, but at this point I've had enough of it. My problem is, I haven't gotten a scanner in years. If anyone has any reccomendations for a decent flatbed scanner under 70 bucks, I'd love to hear it. I'm looking at a Canon and an Epson right now, but I don't know what the name to trust in scanning is. I used to have a Canon, and it lasted me a few years, but when it died it died impressively.
Hmm.
Hmm.
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My Favourite Store On The Citadel
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Add my fat ass to the list of people aggravated with Mass Effect 3's ending. I'm not gonna spoiler anything here (other than the choice system being awkward as hell so I fucked mine up and have to redo my choice), but having seen them, FUCK THIS SHIT. The choices you get suck. Pure and simple.
1: Dick over one of your friends, some serious bros, but man, those reapers are fucked. Also, you may be fucked as well, Shepard.
2: Martin Sheen! Oh and fuck you, Shepard.
3: Forced meme on the galaxy! Oh and fuck you, Shepard.
WHEEEEEEE ALL OF THE FRIENDS I'VE MADE, PEACE I'VE BROKERED, AND MY ADORKABLE ROMANCE WITH GARRUS MAY ALL BE FOR NAUGHT! OR AT LEAST DOESN'T MATTER IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS! I COULD BE A GIANT DICK AND IT DOESN'T CHANGE MY OPTIONS ONE BIT!
GRRRRR. Bioware, I get what you're trying to do here. I really do. And in a book, or a movie, this shit might fly. But when you've eaten like almost 200hrs of my time (SHIT I played a lot of ME1), I'd not only like some actual closure, not just Martin Sheen half-assing his lines in a shaky old man voice, and some satisfaction from the character I've built, loved, and made all of these connections to other characters with! I WANT MY LITTLE ADOPTED KROGAN BABIES WITH THEIR TURIAN DADDY, DAMMIT! AND I WANT TO INVITE JOKER AND EDI OVER TO PLAY CANASTA ON WEDNESDAY NIGHTS! (Canasta?) It's just... frustrating.
These wounds are fresh. I just finished the game not five minutes before starting this.
Marauder Shields, you were right, man. I shoulda just turned back. *sigh* I mad.
1: Dick over one of your friends, some serious bros, but man, those reapers are fucked. Also, you may be fucked as well, Shepard.
2: Martin Sheen! Oh and fuck you, Shepard.
3: Forced meme on the galaxy! Oh and fuck you, Shepard.
WHEEEEEEE ALL OF THE FRIENDS I'VE MADE, PEACE I'VE BROKERED, AND MY ADORKABLE ROMANCE WITH GARRUS MAY ALL BE FOR NAUGHT! OR AT LEAST DOESN'T MATTER IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS! I COULD BE A GIANT DICK AND IT DOESN'T CHANGE MY OPTIONS ONE BIT!
GRRRRR. Bioware, I get what you're trying to do here. I really do. And in a book, or a movie, this shit might fly. But when you've eaten like almost 200hrs of my time (SHIT I played a lot of ME1), I'd not only like some actual closure, not just Martin Sheen half-assing his lines in a shaky old man voice, and some satisfaction from the character I've built, loved, and made all of these connections to other characters with! I WANT MY LITTLE ADOPTED KROGAN BABIES WITH THEIR TURIAN DADDY, DAMMIT! AND I WANT TO INVITE JOKER AND EDI OVER TO PLAY CANASTA ON WEDNESDAY NIGHTS! (Canasta?) It's just... frustrating.
These wounds are fresh. I just finished the game not five minutes before starting this.
Marauder Shields, you were right, man. I shoulda just turned back. *sigh* I mad.
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Where my gerunds at?
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The boss told me to change this stupid sign so I did.
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Destroy One? I'll Just Make More!
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Oh man, Fallout: New Vegas, you make me smile. Old World Blues is so good. Of course I'm intensely biased, as there is some amazing voice work. Looking at you, James Urbaniak. I love how they essentially put Doc Venture in their game.
Also, I'm even more biased because my boy Cam Clarke voices Dr. Mobius. *squeal* He's doing an old man voice, but I don't care, he's CAM! *flail* Ok, seriously, I'm a tard.
Also, I'm even more biased because my boy Cam Clarke voices Dr. Mobius. *squeal* He's doing an old man voice, but I don't care, he's CAM! *flail* Ok, seriously, I'm a tard.
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